Indoor Games
Indoor
fireworks amuse your kitchen staff
Dusting plastic garlic plants
They
snigger in the draught
When you ride through the parlour
Wearing nothing
but your armour-
Playing Indoor Games.
One string puppet shows
amuse
Your sycophantic friends
Who cheer your rancid recipes
In fear
they might offend,
Whilst you loaf on your sofa
Sporting falsies and a
toga -
Playing Indoor Games, Indoor Games.
Your mean teetotum spins
arouse your seventh wife
Who pats her sixty little skins
And reinsures
your life,
Whilst you sulk in your sauna
'Cos you lost your jigsaw
corner -
Playing Indoor Games, Indoor Games.
Each afternoon you train
baboons to sing
Or swim in purple perspex water wings.
Come Saturday jump
chopper, chelsea brigade,
High bender-trender it's all Indoor Games.
No-ball bagatelle incites
Your children to conspire.
They slide across your
frying pan
And fertilize your fire;
Still you and Jones go
madder
Broken bones - broken ladder -
Hey Ho . . .
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